All Greentexts
Warlord Tom
Score: 4
Anon's childhood story
Anon watches one of his friend's home movies
Score: 4
Anon pisses over the side of a bridge
Anon is driving through a rural area and stops to a take a leak. He sees something above him in the night sky and gets into his car, which is then attacked, shaken, and has the front roof bar ripped off.
Score: 4
Anon's sister gets pushed off her bed by an imaginary friend
Anon's little sister had a imaginary friend that was really creepy. When her mother said "you're too old for imaginary friends", her spooky friend pushed her off of a bunk bed
Score: 4
Superball
Anon finds something weird in the crawlspace
Score: 4
Pajeet spoops
Anon tells of his spooky experiences in India
Score: 4
Boar Dude saved by Hillbilly Armada
Anon heads out hunting in the Ozark South
Score: 4
Boat lady
Anon sees someone on his neighbor's patio
Score: 4
Put Him Under
Anon wakes up
Score: 4
Sarah and the Cradle
An Ojibwe woman wants a cradle from Anon's museum
Score: 4
love triangle
anon scores bitches, problem ensues
Score: 4
Friendzoned by a hooker
Anon visits a hooker
Score: 4