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Ghost on the phone
Anon gets a weird phone call
The Black Carpet
Anon shares the legend of the Black Carpet
Anon does leg presses with a glass table top
Anon likes to try pressing up a glass table top with his legs, but a ghost fucks that up for him
anon gets raped by albanian food
anon's butt experiences the shitpocalypse while on vacation in analbania
Anon goes on the Matilda Ride
Anon describes going on a cheap knockoff amusement park ride in Spain and seeing a dead kid.
Innawoods innaozarks
Anon goes innawoods in the Ozarks
Ghosts aren't real
Anon explores a haunted abandoned school to prove ghosts aren't real
Pigman stalker
Anon takes some photos during a power outage
McD's Cryptid
Anon's friend just saw a Cryptid
Crazy GF
Anon's GF is mentally ill and sees something
Anon Visits A Head Doctor
Anon has a predictably negative experience with American psychiatry and has some opinions of the matter.
Opossum
Anon and his brother find an Opossum in the house