All Greentexts
McD's Cryptid
Anon's friend just saw a Cryptid
Score: 4
Red head cousin and her friends
Anon has a fun time with his cousin and her slutty friends
Score: 4
The 7th floor
Anon gets into the elevator with someone going to the 7th floor.
Score: 4
Anon Visits A Head Doctor
Anon has a predictably negative experience with American psychiatry and has some opinions of the matter.
Score: 4
Opossum
Anon and his brother find an Opossum in the house
Score: 4
Anon Gets Fired
Anon tells the story behind how they got fired from their grocery store job.
Score: 4
Chaneques
Score: 4
The lake
Anon jumps in the lake at a family reunion
Score: 4
Aliens give anon a sunburn
Anon hears a weird sound and goes to investigate. It gets loud and annoying so he goes to take a walk. Instead, he is met with a blinding light and decides fuck it and goes to bed. When he wakes up he has a sunburn all over his body
Score: 4
Don't look
Something is tapping on the window
Score: 4
Anime in the army
Anon gets into Anime while in the army
Score: 4
Anon finds out that deers eat meat
Anon and his cousin go to a walk in the woods and get lost. They come across an abandoned cabin and see three deer eating a dead guy. They run out of the woods
Score: 4