All Greentexts
Anon Gets Fired
Anon tells the story behind how they got fired from their grocery store job.
Score: 4
Cabin Memories (Part 3)
Anon asks his dad why they don't go to the cabin any more
Score: 4
Things that go bump in the night
Something terrifying wakes anon up at night
Score: 4
Anon finds the Tree of Dehydration
Anon and friend finds the Tree of Dehydration
Score: 4
Based Dumbledore
Gryffindor BTFOs Hufflepuff in the House Cup.
Score: 4
The lake
Anon jumps in the lake at a family reunion
Score: 4
Aliens give anon a sunburn
Anon hears a weird sound and goes to investigate. It gets loud and annoying so he goes to take a walk. Instead, he is met with a blinding light and decides fuck it and goes to bed. When he wakes up he has a sunburn all over his body
Score: 4
Anon finds out that deers eat meat
Anon and his cousin go to a walk in the woods and get lost. They come across an abandoned cabin and see three deer eating a dead guy. They run out of the woods
Score: 4
Anon pisses over the side of a bridge
Anon is driving through a rural area and stops to a take a leak. He sees something above him in the night sky and gets into his car, which is then attacked, shaken, and has the front roof bar ripped off.
Score: 4
Anon's sister gets pushed off her bed by an imaginary friend
Anon's little sister had a imaginary friend that was really creepy. When her mother said "you're too old for imaginary friends", her spooky friend pushed her off of a bunk bed
Score: 4
Anon’s cave adventure pt.2
Anon and his friend explore a cave
Score: 4
Anon gets sent to Saudi Arabia (pt1)
Anon has a maid in Saudi Arabia
Score: 4