All Greentexts
Anon shouldn't tease dogs
Anon is tease his late grandmother's dog and gets a warning not to do that
Score: 2
Momanon sees a sad ghost woman
Anon's mom is asleep on the couch, because sharing a bed outside of wedlock is a sin, and sees a very spooky ghost woman and feels very sad
Score: 2
Anon hears the sounds and sees the colors
Anon and friends are wandering around their village and hear a weird sound and see colors like a magnet held up to a TV
Score: 2
Anon finds wet spots
Anon keeps finding weird wet spots on the underside of items that shouldn't be wet
Score: 2
Screaming stars
Anon's little brother gets a telescope
Score: 2
Chuck has had it with the tunnel Jews
The speach from the bar hearing in Better Call Saul when Chuck has an outburst, but instead its about those Jew tunnels they found in NYC
Score: 2
Anon is a gym janitor
Anon works as a janitor at a gym and he coworker says the women's bathroom is haunted. Anon has a spooooky experience
Score: 2
Based Dumbledore
Gryffindor BTFOs Hufflepuff in the House Cup.
Score: 2
Anon gets his shovel stolen
Anon and his friends leave a shovel in the woods only to find out that it was stolen. They find the shovel, but also a weird horizontal hole dug into the side of a hill. The hole is filled in the next day
Score: 2
Anon's aunt thinks her pigs are in danger
Anon's aunt keeps pigs as pets in rural Idaho. One night she hears a terrible pained pig squeal and rushes out to the pig pen, but they are all asleep and there. The squeal starts again from an empty field, then stops.
Score: 2
Anon's nephew takes a paper ball from a Taoist funeral
Anon attends an Taoist funeral, but after returning to the family home is haunted by sounds of a child laughing, playing, and running around. Turns out their own child stole a paper ball with a talisman from a nearby grave
Score: 2
The Chicken Coop
There's something in the chicken coop
Score: 2