All Greentexts
Cover your nipples
/fit/bro guards the honor of a vulnerable twink
Score: 2
Banana shark
Anon fucks bananas and suffers the consequences
Score: 2
Anon gets his shovel stolen
Anon and his friends leave a shovel in the woods only to find out that it was stolen. They find the shovel, but also a weird horizontal hole dug into the side of a hill. The hole is filled in the next day
Score: 2
Anon touches the forbidden flower
Anon is hiking in a canyon and sees a weird flower. Being a retard, he touches it and immediately goes insane with fear and running all out for several miles before he can be tardrangled into submission
Score: 2
Anon's aunt thinks her pigs are in danger
Anon's aunt keeps pigs as pets in rural Idaho. One night she hears a terrible pained pig squeal and rushes out to the pig pen, but they are all asleep and there. The squeal starts again from an empty field, then stops.
Score: 2
Anon’s cave adventure pt.2
Anon and his friend explore a cave
Score: 2
Superball
Anon finds something weird in the crawlspace
Score: 2
The Chicken Coop
There's something in the chicken coop
Score: 2
Demoness
Anon summons a demoness
Score: 2
Ghost riffles through Anon's fruit
Anon is visiting Vietnam with his (boy)wife. When staying at a hotel, he keeps hearing someone go thru the bag with fruit in it as soon as he turns the lights off, but there is no one there.
Score: 2
Mirror World
Anon tells us about the mirror world and how to get there
Score: 2
The Swedish Fort
Anon and a friend explore the old forts in Boden
Score: 2