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Skunk apes
Anon encounters a Skunk ape family
Score: 7
Alien fruit theif
Something keeps stealing an old woman's fruit
Score: 7
shopping with wife
Score: 7
Window
Something knocks on anon's window
Score: 7
Redhead cousin
Anon goes skinnydipping and is caught by his cousin
Score: 6
famchan in the van
Brother is pent up and mom blueballs him, so famchan propose her help
Score: 6
House sitting (Part 4)
Anon house sits for some family friends. Some weird shit starts to go down
Score: 6
Jocasta syndrome
Anon talks greek mythos with his daughter
Score: 6
Nephew of a robot's mom
Anon's cousin is clearly a fucking robot, so his mom is lonely
Score: 6
Clicking Cabin
Anon hears some weird clicking while staying at his cabin
Score: 6
Don't learn Mandarin
Why you shouldn't learn Mandarin
Score: 6
Oklahoma Aliums
Anon shares his alien story from 20 years of living in rural Oklahoma
Score: 6