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Anon hears screaming from people in the trees
Tejano anon is drinking with family in the woods when they hear women screaming. The sound is coming from weird things in the trees
Score: 7
PC repair and the Sheriffs office
Anon works PC repair in a small town when the sheriff gets in touch
Score: 7
Anon works in Army logistics
Anon works as an army grunt in LOGCOM and tries to follow standard procedure, which involves inspecting crates. Special forces lets him see some weird shit, but intimidates him into not talking about it. Also, special forces never does their paperwork
Score: 7
The face in the vent
Anon remembers something strange from his childhood
Score: 7
The taiga monster
Anon hears something while surveying for gas in Siberia
Score: 7
Anon throws stuff down an old well
Anon is on vacation with his family in Bongland and finds an old well that has been grated shut. While dropping random shit in the well, he hears a voice coming from the well
Score: 7
Gotcha
Anon hikes the old Mollala Indian trail
Score: 7
Elephants
There's something killing the Elephants
Score: 7
Guard duty
Anon is on guard duty over the weekend
Score: 7
Anon misplaces his backpack
Anon comes home from middle school with his backpack. When he wakes up the next day, his backpack is missing and instead it is in his locker
Score: 7
Dan Sickles
Anon tells the tale of Dan Sickles
Score: 7
The LazyTown Orgy Broadcast
Anon recalls watching a strange LazyTown broadcast with his sister late at night.
Score: 7