>go to raves in uni alone cos no friends >some girls go and literally wear nipple tape and are otherwise topless >decide its my best chance to have >buy some planet stickers like pic related but slightly more even sizes >dance around at the rave looking for nipple girls >after hours, one moves off the dance floor by herself >perfect chance for me >I move up to her slowly >she sees me approaching >I pull out my planet stickers >"Jupiter put these over your nipples so I can p-put A SUN in you haha" >she doesn't seem to understand or can't hear me >one of her friends come charging over accusing me of trying to rape her >"no i just work for the stickers company" >hand her friend the stickers and slide away and never return I always hated raves