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Rat King +5 -

Anon solves his rat problem

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>have rodent problem because rural area
>gotten to the point where it's not surprising to see one out scampering on my deck
>ask dad for help because he's a bigger hick than me
>"get a bucket"
>tells me to pick one out of my glue traps and put it in the bucket
>tells me to wait three days
>this is where I should have stopped but it was to the point traps were ineffective at culling them all
>tells me to put another, preferably smaller rat in the bucket with the now starving rat
>do it
>hungry rat latches to small rat, its over before he can realize whats happening
>what have i done
>dad says the rat is now cannibal and will hunt the other rats
>past the point of no return so just let it go
>two weeks pass
>it actually fucking started killing and eating a bunch of them
>notice multiple rats attacking each other
>it has bred
>my property is now chaos of rodents tearing each other apart
>population of normal rats has been replaced by cannibal infighting rats that I have to deal with
>catch another one
>put it in a bucket
>three days pass
>throw another cannibal rat in with it
>wait for victor to emerge
>feed him cheese and random scraps as reward
>another rat enters the arena
>first rat falls
>repeat process until get rat that consistently wins every time
>I have dubbed him King Rat
>feed King Rat every day in his bucket as though he were a pet
>wash him etc. with water in the bucket
>every now and then feed him another, somewhat strong looking rat such that his strength doesn't diminish
>it has been four weeks at this point
>this abomination I have raised is easily three pounds
>size of a dinner plate
>unleash him unto the world
>King Rat clears most of the vermin within a month's time
>see him every now and then and give him a treat like a dog
Is this a sin?