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Anon throws stuff down an old well
Anon is on vacation with his family in Bongland and finds an old well that has been grated shut. While dropping random shit in the well, he hears a voice coming from the well
Score: 4
McD's Cryptid
Anon's friend just saw a Cryptid
Score: 4
Mary
A nursing home resident warns anon about Mary
Score: 4
The 7th floor
Anon gets into the elevator with someone going to the 7th floor.
Score: 4
Anon Visits A Head Doctor
Anon has a predictably negative experience with American psychiatry and has some opinions of the matter.
Score: 4
University gf
Anon discovers way too late who is his gf really is.
Score: 4
Opossum
Anon and his brother find an Opossum in the house
Score: 4
Stranger danger
Anon is almost abducted as a child
Score: 4
The lake
Anon jumps in the lake at a family reunion
Score: 4
Aliens give anon a sunburn
Anon hears a weird sound and goes to investigate. It gets loud and annoying so he goes to take a walk. Instead, he is met with a blinding light and decides fuck it and goes to bed. When he wakes up he has a sunburn all over his body
Score: 4
Don't look
Something is tapping on the window
Score: 4
Anon and his sister hear an old man say "heeellooo"
Anon and his sister both hear the voice of an old man say "hello" or "heeellooo" when they are alone in the house
Score: 4