All Greentexts
CoD cousin
Anon and his cousin play some Call of Duty together
Score: 10
Uncle Jake
Anon's Uncle sees the devil
Score: 10
Anon plays in the Catholic woods behind the Catholic school
Anon is playing with friends in a wooded area behind a Catholic school after getting detention. His friends notice a monster in the woods and all run away.
Score: 10
Summer of the Ninja
Anon decides one summer that he is a ninja
Score: 10
AAA-Anon
Anon works for AAA, and shares some of his spooky tales
Score: 10
Popcorn UFO
Anon tries to microwave some popcorn on a warship
Score: 10
Anon sees his first ghost
Anon is a janitor in a hospital
Score: 10
The walker
Anon hears footsteps at night
Score: 10
anon sees the nagoshi monster
anon tells a tale of a different kind of forest monster in northern canada; no goatman, blood&copper, etc
Score: 10
Norweigan border guard anon
Anon works as a border guard in northern Norway, and encounters something other than gopniks
Score: 10
Italian cousin
Score: 10
Anon touches the forbidden flower
Anon is hiking in a canyon and sees a weird flower. Being a retard, he touches it and immediately goes insane with fear and running all out for several miles before he can be tardrangled into submission
Score: 10